Parents' Ultimate Guide to Support our work! Corona Column 3 Use these free activities to help kids explore our planet, learn about global challenges, think of solutions, and take action. Kid reviews for The Dictator. Common Sense says More envelope-pushing humor from Borat comedian.
Based on our expert review. Based on 7 reviews. Based on 57 reviews. Add your rating. Parents say 7 Kids say Kid, 11 years old January 5, This review Helped me decide. Had useful details. Read my mind. Report this review. Funny but crude its defnatly funny. This title contains: Positive Messages. Positive role models. Teen, 13 years old Written by CleverSkeptic December 30, It varies. This movie has explicit scenes that include nude masturbation, sex scenes, and full frontal male nudity.
It also includes foul language and drug use. However, it is a nice comedy, played by the ever-so-raunchy Sasha Baren Cohen. No children should watch this, but depending on your adolescent's maturity, they can watch it.
This title contains: Sexy stuff. Teen, 14 years old Written by swagshyguy15 December 22, But it's sorta weird and hardcore.
The sex scenes and references are hardcore, there are many not so subtle references to many graphic acts and also there are prostitutes, one scene the dictator's stunt double milks one, there's a lesbian kiss, a sex scene where armpits are licked, a very explicit pregnancy, a scene showing a naked newborn baby with its pubic hair, and more sex galore.
Some f words and milk violence. It's a sort of annoying film but it's pretty funny. Teen, 13 years old Written by Haxis September 21, This title contains: Language. Teen, 13 years old Written by S.. September 18, Hilarious and Fine for Teens This review Teen, 17 years old Written by rosygirly99 September 10, Hilarious and so much fun to watch together!
Teen, 17 years old Written by BestPicture August 29, Disgusting, and not in a good way I'm all for vulgar comedy, if you can pull it off and have a great execution onscreen, the better for you. I won't lie and say I didn't laugh, but the laughs were far and between. It was like watching a comic bomb with one joke, and then just repeating that unfunny line over and over again.
Cohen had a great premise, but much like his character he just could not execute. Teen, 14 years old Written by eragonshadeslayer June 18, General Aladeen lands the required punch so well that you will be left laughing and wincing at the same time. The Dictator, is a very raunchy comedy filled with sexual jokes and innuendo. It is pretty offensive and should not be watched by those who easily get offended. There is not much violence except a few shooting scenes such as the Wadiyan Olympics that are meant for comic purposes only.
Derogatory and racist terms are also used. The nudity includes show of breasts and male privates. There is a bit of hookah smoking and drinking. On the whole, even though The Dictator is a largely brainless comedy, it is sure to leave you in splits. I don't mind. It's great! Come here, my love. General Aladeen : Give a man a vagina and he will shpichs for a day. Teach a man to use his hand as a vagina, and he will shpichs for a lifetime.
Nadal : I am a mac genius. General Aladeen : So what do you do? Nadal : Mostly I clean semen out of laptops. Nadal : Are you okay? General Aladeen : My guy has a limp. Nadal : Listen, listen, okay? You need to focus up right now and be prepared to deliver a small, subtle performance.
General Aladeen : Okay, great, okay. Nadal : Okay, good. General Aladeen : [Pulling eyelids backwards] Okay, so when we go to fly Nadal : [Slaps Aladeen's hands off] Don't do that with your eyes!
You can't be a Chinese person on this thing, okay? Nadal : No, but you cannot hold your eyes! Nobody is going to think you're Chinese-American because you hold your eyes like that! It's racist, what you're doing! General Aladeen : Do you know it's a fact that they cannot pronounce their R's? They pronounce them as L's. So instead you know what 'rabbit' is in Chinese?
Nadal : I don't know how to speak Chinese. General Aladeen : It's 'labbit'. Nadal : It's not 'labbit'! General Aladeen : Yes! Nadal : Nobody It's stup All right, I don't care! This is stupid, okay? General Aladeen : Okay, I'll do Filipino.
I like to work, I like to talk. General Aladeen : I like the shit, I do the kids. Nadal : [Pulling Aladeen's hands off] Stop that! Your Filipino is the same as your Chinese! General Aladeen : Now who's being a lacist? You're being lacist now! Nadal : I'm not being racist! Right now, we have to get on this helicopter and we have to act like true Americans. General Aladeen : I guess you don't want me to play black, then. Nadal : Of course, I don't want you to play black.
General Aladeen : Okay, just throwing it out there. Nadal : Okay. Megan Fox : Katy Perry said she got a diamond Rolex. General Aladeen : Well, she let me aladeen in her face.
General Aladeen : Oh it's a girl. I'm so sorry. Where's the trashcan? General Aladeen : I know there's nothing more annoying than a backseat torturer, but please, come on. Clayton : This is great stuff. General Aladeen : It's not great stuff. That's like , hello Clayton : You won't be talkin' smack so much with this up your butt. General Aladeen : That's the Anal Umbrella. It's a good device, I grant you, but where's the splash guard? You're going to kill me and your white shirt.
General Aladeen : [addressing his citizens] People of Wadiya! I come here before you to tell the world that they shall bow down before our mighty nation! We are two months away from enriching weapons grade uranium! General Aladeen : To be used for peaceful General Aladeen : purposes! It will be used for medical research and clean energy, it will! And it will certainly never be used to attack Isr General Aladeen : Oh boy! General Aladeen : [Aladeen's body guard just shot himself] See?
This is what happens when you set the safety switch to Aladeen instead of to Aladeen! Zoey : The police here are such fascists! General Aladeen : Yeah right, and not in a good way. If you give me your clothes I will make a sizable donation in your name to Al Qaeda! Zoey : [yelling at the police] Is it a crime to be proud of your job?
General Aladeen : Actually in Wadiya it's a capital offense. General Aladeen : From the mountain tops of North Korea to the jungles of Zimbabwe, let every child labourer and sweat shop factory worker sing Oppressed at last! Thank Aladeen, I am oppressed at last! General Aladeen : Have you consulted Professor Bobeye about this? Nadal : Professor who? General Aladeen : Bobeye.
He is the one whose forearms are very large in proportion to his body. Nadal : I believe his name is Popeye. Nadal : Popeye. And he is not a professor. He is, as the song says, a sailor man. General Aladeen : Is there any way you could lend me some money? You lied to me General Aladeen : Please. That stuff never sticks. Nadal : Here's the plan: We're going to take this helicopter tour and fly over the Lancaster to spot its weaknesses.
Remember, we're just two ordinary American tourists looking at the sights. General Aladeen : [Wearing an American flag jogging suit and a sheriff's badge] Don't worry, nobody gonna suspect anything.
It's a great plan, pointy. Nadal : Don't do anything to arouse any suspicions. General Aladeen : Don't worry, I am Wadiya's number one actor. You don't win four Wadiyan Golden Globes for nothing. Nadal : Yes you do, because you gave them to yourself! Nadal : I gave it thumbs down. Nadal : Yes, I've seen them all! They're all terrible movies! Listen to me, okay? You are a terrible actor.
I urge you, right now, keep your performance small and real. General Aladeen : All right. Can you get me a cloak? Nadal : Why? General Aladeen : Because I think my guy would be wearing a cloak.
Nadal : No. Your guy wears an American flag sweatsuit and a sheriff's badge. General Aladeen : I need the sheriff's badge. Nadal : For what? You're the sheriff of American douche-town! General Aladeen : That's rude. Nadal : Listen: We're going to walk over there, act very inconspicuous. General Aladeen : Okay, no problem.
Nadal : This has to work. General Aladeen : Don't worry, just relax. General Aladeen : Are you sure you don't want to stay for some cuddles? Megan Fox : No. General Aladeen : But, please. I really want someone to cuddle. Zoey : Thanks.
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